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    Is that Smut Bookmark

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    For the reader who could use a little divine intervention during their spicy reads, our "Is That Smut?" bookmark featuring none other than Jesus himself is here to add some heavenly humor to your reading journey! Made from durable stainless steel, this cheeky page-saver isn't just a fun nod to your, uh, "guilty" pleasure—it’s built to withstand even the hottest plot twists.

    At 13 x 2.6 cm, it’s the perfect size to slip between the pages of your favorite romance novel—or into that book you’ve been hiding from prying eyes. Plus, it makes for a hilarious gift to your bookish friends who swear they "read for the plot." Jesus sees you!

    Product Specs:

    • Type: Bookmark
    • Material: Stainless Steel
    • Dimensions: 13 x 2.6 cm

    Why You'll Love It:

    1. Tough and sassy—your holy page-saver for even the naughtiest novels.
    2.  Built to last—because your TBR pile sure isn’t shrinking!
    3. Ideal for slipping into your friend's saucy read or keeping your own secrets between the pages.

    Holy Note:

    1. Actual product color may differ slightly due to screen settings (but it’ll still be just as heavenly).
    2. Please allow for small measurement discrepancies (kind of like plot holes—but more acceptable).

    Package Includes:

    • 1 stainless steel bookmark with (or without) a tassel, because why not?

    Let Jesus help you save your spot—just try to keep it PG when he’s around... or not.