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    Skeleton Laptop Tote Bag

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    Writers, readers, and professional procrastinators—this tote gets you. Whether you're hauling around half-finished manuscripts, a stack of "I'll definitely read these" books, or a lifetime's worth of writer's block, this bag will be your new sidekick. Featuring a delightfully sassy skeleton who's clearly been through a few all-nighters, it boldly asks: "When your kindness isn’t killing anybody, what’s the point?"

    Perfect for carrying your creative genius (and snacks), this tote screams relatable. Take it to your favorite writing nook, and fill it with plot twists, pens, and just a hint of existential crisis. It's the ultimate accessory for anyone who feels dead inside but still writes with heart.

    Specs (because details matter, right?):

    • Height: 34 cm (13.39 in) – plenty of room for your epic drafts!
    • Width: 31 cm (12.2 in) – big enough for all those 'totally necessary' writing tools.
    • Strap length: 25 cm (9.84 in) – perfect for over-the-shoulder brainstorming.
    • Notice: The Tote Bag Is a Laptop tote bag - fits a laptop or 2-3 books

    Let’s face it: writing might not be easy, but carrying your angst can be.